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[info]reijamira wrote
on May 20th, 2008 at 11:28 am

Instant slash story for your Lulzy pleasure!

slime711 did this and I couldn't stop laughing so I made my own instant slash story.

Instant Slash Story!

The darkness was all around as Grimmjow walked through Mc Paper down towards his barn, random thoughts of buttsex crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Lara Maggie Jilandra Ivionda de Bad-Fique had told him she often dreamed about Aizen involved in fisting with a panther , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Ichigo .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Ulquiorra, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Ichigo masturbating himself with a whip.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the mixer he was carrying with him. Would Ichigo's chest feel like that to his thighs?

What would Ichigo think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating banana off Ichigo's beautiful cock?

Grimmjow rubbed the mixer against his chest whispering Ichigo's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his barn but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Ichigo's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Ichigo had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Mc Paper was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the banana he was carrying and leisurely scratched his chest.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Grimmjow calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his banana and ran towards the sound of his bitch's voice.

Ichigo stumbled through the darkness towards Grimmjow. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his bitch being attacked by a panther. Was he about to be raped by Mini Me dressed as Aizen? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his thighs.

Grimmjow, Grimmjow, my bitch, screamed Ichigo. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Grimmjow leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the mixer and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare cock pointing in the air.

Ichigo! Grimmjow gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Ulquiorra said you were in your barn engaged in some buttsex with Lara Maggie Jilandra Ivionda de Bad-Fique.

No, I was alone in my barn with nothing but my whip for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your cock was, and how I would like to stroke my chest against it, and have you kiss my thighs, and now I see your cock for myself I realise that not even Aizen has a cock to compare with yours.

Oh, bitch, Ulquiorra said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Lara Maggie Jilandra Ivionda de Bad-Fique.

What! That old panther, I'd rather get involved in fisting with Mini Me, a mixer and banana than dream of buttsex with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my thighs curl.

Oh, Grimmjow!

Oh, Ichigo, my bitch!

Cue soft music, sounds of buttsex and fisting, soft focus and fade.........

Oh God, I can't stop laughing!

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